Hats off!?!

Please don’t.  Guys, if you’re in a band, keep your hats on!!

Of all the guys in all the bands I’ve seen the ones in hats are the ones I always drool over.  You rock out with your guitar/bass/mic/drums and trust me the fact that you can either play or sing (or BOTH), and that you get up in front of hundreds of people to do it is sexy enough on it’s own. BUT if you want to win my heart, keep your head covered.  ALL guys look better with hats on, maybe it’s the air of mystery. Women think ‘hey, what’s he got under there?’ Yes we THINK, but we don’t want to KNOW.  Don’t go up there rockin your hat and then after a set or two come over and take your hat off! Do you know what your head looks like at this point? No one should have to find out. Keep it on and keep up the good work.  If I wanted to see what you looked like all sweaty with your hair disheveled, I’d take you home with me.  So the next time you’re belting out a Bon Jovi tune, looking all sexy in your Phillies hat (turned backwards even), remember me, I’ll be out in the crowd, dancing and singing along, and thinking ‘Look at the hottie in the hat!’

Whether it’s a scully, baseball, trucker, or even a cowboy hat, please for the love of all who love music everywhere, KEEP YOUR HAT’S ON!! And keep rockin’!