Rob of Monkey Bus is one of the greatest guitarists in our town!  This guy used to be with the bands Mr. Greengenes and Steamroller Picnic.  Rob has been with Monkey Bus for 5 years now and enjoys every single time he plays with the guys. 

Rob is one of the sweet guys you just want to hug all the time.  Don’t get fooled by his big stature and snobby looks. He’ll actually give you that comfortable feeling when you talk to him.  Rob got those sleepy eyes which confuses a few people. It makes them wonder if he is drunk or high. Nope.  He is just drunk most of the time.  I'm only joking. Rob’s eyes are really like that.

Rob is a romantic guy who cherishes every moment with his loved ones.  He is the proud father of a daughter named, Anastasia.  I saw her picture and she is sooooo cute!!  Aaaawwww….  Okay you might say, I probably say that to all babies I see, right??!!  Wrong!  Anastasia is really cute.  (Because when a baby is not cute, I usually say that the baby looks like their parents.) 

WHAT MOTIVATES YOU?

Other musicians like the Beatles. 

ROB GOT A TATTOO OF JOHN LENNON ON HIS LEFT ARM.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB?

The hours 

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB?

Nothing!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?

Onomatopoeia (I most likely spelled that wrong)

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WORD?

DUI

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD?

Fuck Hole

WHAT TURNS YOU ON?

Adam and Eve catalog. 

WHAT TURNS YOU OFF?

Rude people

FAVORITE SOUND/NOISE

My baby laughing

LEAST FAVORITE SOUND/NOISE

Baby crying

IF YOU WEREN’T A BAND MEMBER, WHAT PROFESSION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT?

Graphic Designer which I went to school for.

WHAT PROFESSION WOULD YOU NEVER ATTEMPT?

A teacher

DO YOU FEEL ANY COMPETITION WITH OTHER BANDS?

No.

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

Boxers

DO YOU PREFER TO BE ON TOP OR BOTTOM?

Behind

WHAT IS YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE?

My penis!  Really, you can ask the guys!

OK

ANY SPECIAL WEIRD TALENTS?

I know every letter of the alphabet numerically.  I also know things that most people don’t know. 

TRIVIA LIKE STUFF?

Yeah. 

WHAT SIZE SHOES DO YOU WEAR?

9 ½

After chilling with Rob a few times after their gigs, my friends and I thought that this guy has a great personality.  He is funny, maybe a little sarcastic but all in all, this guy is a sweetie.  Again, don’t be fooled by his “I don’t give a fuck” looks, he truly is a nice guy and really funny too.